paris

for the last few days, my wife, our son and me have been in paris. its been amazing. its our second trip here in the last few months. living in london means all we have to do is jump on a train and a few hours later we're in france. we come here when we need to just get away from everything for a few days and just be together and spend time with baby boy. it was hard to leave aimie behind, but we're still in contact with her so its ok. she's been doing some pretty naughty stuff in our bed while we've been gone, but its nothing compared to what we've been doing

once again i was kicked out of the pool area for apparent "lude behaviour". it would seem that i'm not allowed to tell my wife i'd like to have sex with her while we're by the pool, they dont like it. its safe to say that my wife and i are extremely adventurous and have engaged in a threesome with the room service guy since we've been here. yes, a guy. now, i'm not into porking dudes, but i'll make out with one no problems. lets just say a good night was had by all and i doubt that guy will ever get a tip quite like that again

we bought my wife's mother a pillow yesterday that we've sent off to america where she lives. if she knew that we'd fucked on it and i took a piss on it before we packaged it up and sent it she probably would be a little cautious about what she did with it. its safe to say that i cannot stand that woman and not once have i called her my mother-in-law because that would mean me admitting that i'm related to the bitch, even if it is just through marriage. needless to say, my children will never be refering to her as their grandmother

last time we were in paris we were both having a very rough time and we renewed our wedding vows, even though we'd only been married for a few months. the experience made us closer. we never had a real wedding like we'd planned. our wedding was rushed and happened the day before i went into hospital for heart surgery following my second heart attack. we plan to have a real wedding after our second child has been born, its my wife's dream to walk down the aisle and not be pregnant when she does. we want to get married by the lake where we had our first date. i'm atheist so a church wedding is out of the question. the registry office where our rushed wedding took place was very nice, but it wasnt what we'd planned. i want to give my wife the wedding she's been dreaming of since i proposed to her and that is exactly what i plan to do. she didnt even have a wedding dress for our rushed ceremony, she still looked beautiful though. this time she will have her dress and i'll have a tux, not just a suit

i may still wear my converse though