and here are the thank you's

i decided i'd write a few words to each of the people i have words to say to, so here goes:

kay
you are by far the most amazing person i have ever met. you are loving and caring and the best wife i could ever have hoped for. i love you to death. thank you for everything you have done for me and thank you for my babies. i could write pages and pages for you, but you've heard it all before cos i tell you it all every day. you are my L.O.V.E
i luff you xxx

aimie
you may be a whore, but i still love ya! you unleashed this beast on the world miss thirteen, but you're the best friend i've ever had. we had a few really shitty years but for some reason you still came back. you helped me out when i needed a friend more than anything. i'm never letting you out of my life again

colleen
my favourite whorebag that isnt aimie. you're more of a sister to me than my actual sister is. we have fun and we know we can go to each other if we need to talk. even though you have strange taste in men and a possible skin disease, i still love ya

amara
we have our rough times and we're working on it. you know what you have to do and i know what i have to do. everything will be ok in the end

adam
we met cos we have the same name but i found a really cool friend when i decided to talk to you. you're my favourite man u supporter and my favourite aussie, pretty special huh?

pelagia
i think you're great and always say the right things when i'm being stupid. you're very insightful and you do a lot of running which i admire cos i cant run at all. i'm really glad we met

ms white
i think of you as mysterious because i dont know what your first name is, but i always have a lot of fun talking to you. also, your new hair cut is really nice and i promise i wont steal your salsa... much...
edit: i have now found out your name!

brendan
you're fucking mental and its awesome
edit: ok, have some more ye fucker! brendan, you are good for weird conversations and discussions on humping linda, which reminds me that we only met because i posted a tweet about sticking hampsters up one's arse. weirdo...



there are more people i should say stuff to, but my brain doesnt feel like working. however, i do wanna leave a message that i highly doubt will ever get seen, ever. and that is to taylor. i cant believe you became everything you used to tell me you hated. it hurt to let you go, but i had to. i'm not sorry, you never really knew me at all