for all these times

time for something a little more lighthearted i think. lets see what we can do

when i was fourteen, me and my cousin got high and stood on my roof to watch the girl next door sunbathe in the garden. my house is quite big and there's only one part of the roof that can actually be stood on. its not that close to the next house, but where she was laying meant we could see her. just about. she was older, maybe twenty and she was good looking. now then, being fourteen year old idiots as we were, my cousin decided the best idea would be to try and get her attention so he called her. she looked up and saw us and started yelling. i started laughing because she jumped up and her boob popped out, then i fell off the roof

so i was laying on the patio looking up at my cousin who was now a good twelve foot above me looking down at me. i'm still laughing though, because i'm fucking high as anything. then my dad gets home and he walks across the garden. "you probably deserved that, dont spy on the girl". dad checked me over to make sure i hadnt broken anything and walked away. i just stayed on the patio laughing until the pain set in, but by that time, dad was back. he lit a blunt for me and just balanced it between my lips. "that'll sort you out"

dad still buys me weed for my birthday and xmas and i still cant sit up straight